Wassup im Ryan. I like to ice skate... like alot. I like electronic and instrumental music. Im really straight with people, and dont mind what they think of me. I love to eat. Thats like all i do. Especially mochi and bubble tea. I can be pretty loud, mostly when I speak of things I am passionate about. I enjoy philosophy and marine zoology. I hate hypebeasts and the emphasis on materialism that american society promotes. I recently started reading. That stuffs crazy. Its like pictures and feelings, but from words
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You’ll never know dear
How much I love you
Take my sunshine
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
I will be depressed once I have failed. But if I haven’t even tried, then what’s the point in being depressed now?